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Back from the allotment. Saturday, late afternoon.

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Leon's been running about on the grass half the day.

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Basher was picking daisies. The dog was nosing through the bushes.

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Everyone home's starving. Someone wants the shower. Someone's after a charger.

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And that's exactly when I remembered the one piece of advice you hear every summer.

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When you get home, check nobody's brought a tick back.

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Hello. I'm Tomasz Szuster. I built the Moja Pteczka app.

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And that just now was Iza, my wife and mum to R2.

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Hello.

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Today we've got a topic that comes round every weekend in summer.

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A tick after a walk.

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What to do in the first few minutes once you're home.

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No panic. No hour of trawling the internet.

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And straight off, honestly, this isn't an episode where anyone tells you whether you've got Lyme disease.

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We'll come back to that.

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Because you know what always surprised me?

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I thought ticks meant woodland. Proper, dense woodland.

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And we'd only been to an ordinary allotment.

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And that's the commonest misunderstanding.

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The standard advice is to check yourself over carefully after any trip out.

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Because ticks aren't only in woodland.

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They're in meadows and in the park, too.

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And the same guidance adds you'll meet them by ponds, lakes and rivers.

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In back gardens.

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Sometimes in towns.

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So exactly where families sit in summer.

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A picnic.

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A blanket.

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The pram in the park.

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Exactly.

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And one thing that changes how you think.

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Ticks don't drop from trees and they don't jump.

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They wait on a blade of grass or a leaf and catch onto your clothes as you brush past.

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So the risk doesn't only start when I head into the wild.

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It starts mowing the grass at the allotment.

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Yes.

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And that's actually good news.

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If it's an ordinary walk, the response can be ordinary, too.

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A simple habit.

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Not an operation.

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Then tell me the habit.

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Because, honestly, eight in the evening after the whole day,

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I can't remember what I was meant to do.

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And that's the nub of it.

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But the biggest problem with ticks isn't a lack of knowledge.

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It's that once you're home, your head's elsewhere.

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Bags.

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Children.

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Dinner.

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The dog.

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The washing.

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So the best thing is to make it a simple ritual.

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And it's not my idea.

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The standard public health advice is to check yourself over carefully after any trip out.

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We turn it into five steps.

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The same after every walk, anywhere green.

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First, outer clothes in one place.

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Because a tick can travel over the fabric before it reaches skin.

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Then, and this is the bit the guidance stresses, you check everyone over in good light.

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On a child, where exactly?

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The guidance points to warm, damp spots.

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On a child especially.

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The scalp.

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Around the ears.

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The armpits.

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The groin.

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The tummy button.

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The backs of the knees.

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And where the elastic of the underwear sits.

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So all the nooks you don't normally see.

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Those exactly.

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Third step.

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The variation says to check the dog, too.

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The blanket.

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The rucksack.

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The children's tops.

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The things that were lying on the grass.

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Fourth.

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If a tick's dug in, you don't panic and you don't improvise.

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You reach for tweezers or a tick tool.

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But how you pull it out, that's strictly by the public health guidance, which I'll come to in a moment.

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And fifth.

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You write down what happened.

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The date.

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Where you walked.

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Where the bite is.

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Why write it down?

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Sounds over the top.

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Because if you go to the doctor with this in a few days, a short note helps.

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Allotment.

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Saturday.

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Bite behind the knee.

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Is the kind of detail nobody remembers a week later.

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Right.

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So with the tweezers in my hand, what next?

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And I'll warn you.

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In my house, there's a theory going round that you smear a tick with butter so it comes out on its own.

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That's actually one of the things the public health guidance warns against outright.

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The advice is, don't smother the tick with fat, butter, cream or surgical spirit.

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Don't crush it.

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Don't burn it.

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Why?

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Grandma always did it that way.

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Because, according to the guidance, irritating the tick can raise the risk of infection.

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And I'll stress, this isn't my opinion as the app's maker.

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I'm only repeating the public health guidance.

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So all grandma's butter tricks in the bin.

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That's what the public health guidance says.

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And what does it recommend instead?

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Fine-tipped tweezers or a proper tool, grip as close to the skin as you can and pull it straight out.

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Then, disinfect the spot and check no part's been left in the skin.

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And if it has?

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Or if it's a little one and I'm afraid to touch it?

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Then, and this matters, you ring the doctor.

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If you can't get the tick out, part of it's left in the skin, or you simply don't feel confident with a small child, you get medical help.

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This isn't a moment for heroics.

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Right.

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That does sound honest.

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And the tick kit itself is trivial.

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You don't need a separate bag.

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The public health advice keeps coming back to a simple set.

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Fine-tipped tweezers or a tick tool.

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Something to disinfect with.

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Disposable gloves.

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A few plasters.

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An age-appropriate repellent.

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And a short note with the emergency number.

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999.

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A repellent for a child.

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There'll be rules there, too.

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There are.

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And again, not mine.

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The guidance is, stick to the label.

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Don't use it on broken skin.

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Keep it away from eyes and mouth.

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Choose products meant for children if a child's using it.

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And wash it off once you're home.

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This isn't the place for a stronger spray, just because the trip out sounds serious.

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Alright.

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And now, I predict the moment you tell me your app will spot Lyme disease from a photo of the rash.

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No.

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And that's probably the most important sentence in the whole episode.

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The Moya Patechka app doesn't diagnose.

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It doesn't assess a rash.

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It doesn't decide on antibiotics.

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It doesn't replace your GP or your pharmacist.

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And good.

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Because it'd be easy to fake a certainty you haven't got.

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Quite.

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And the medicine cabinet's role in this story is much humbler.

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And safer for it.

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It's order.

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And by the way, the organising part I'm about to describe, those are real features of the Moya Patechka app.

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Everything else, getting the tick out, symptoms, the rash, that's public health guidance and a matter for the doctor, not the app.

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I say it plainly because the app has one job here.

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Order in the home medicine cabinet.

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Then show me that order.

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On a tick.

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Expire date alerts.

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So the repellent or the disinfectant doesn't turn out to be out of date right when you're packing the rucksack for the allotment.

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Notes.

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To jot down where you keep the tick tool.

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Who in the family is allergic to insect stings.

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What to take on a trip.

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Bits like tweezers or plasters you simply add as a note.

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And when Leon goes to my mum's, to Irena's, for a whole week.

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The shared cabinet.

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Grandma, you and I see the same list, live.

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If something needs buying, or nobody knows where the tick tool is, we look at the same thing.

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No text saying, where was that again?

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And spotting that something's running out.

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Low stock.

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The app can let you know a medicine you've entered is running low, ideally before you head off, not the moment you need it.

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And the tweezers or plasters, like I said, you keep as a note.

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So the app keeps an eye on the list, not on health.

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Exactly.

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The information about medicines is just that.

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Information.

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When there are symptoms after a bite, the doctor makes the decision.

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Full stop.

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Let's come back to the children for a second.

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Because it's all fine in theory.

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But Basha, once she's home, only wants a drink, food or sleep.

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No tick inspection is going to win against that.

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That's why splitting the jobs helps.

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In line with the public health advice, one person unpacks, another checks the child in good light, someone checks the dog or the blanket.

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And if there was a tick, one person writes down the date and place.

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And without scaring them.

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Without scaring them.

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With Basha, you make it a neutral check after the adventure.

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You look in the spots the guidance mentions, head, neck, armpits, backs of the knees, as calmly as you check for sand in her shoes after the beach.

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Leon's nine, and he actually points out where to look himself now.

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For him, it's a bit of a game.

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And that's the best outcome.

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Not a fear of the woods.

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Just a calm habit once you're home.

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Give us a quick recap at the end.

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The public health advice runs like this.

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After you're back from the woods, the park, a meadow or the allotment, check your cells, your clothes and your things.

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If a tick's dug in, tweezers or a tick tool, grip close to the skin and pull it out.

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Then disinfect and check no parts left behind.

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Don't smear it, don't burn it, don't crush it.

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That's the advice.

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Write down the date and place and get in touch with the doctor if the wound isn't healing, a rash appears or anything worries you at all.

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That last one's probably the most important.

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The most important.

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Any suspected infection after a tick bite is for a professional to assess.

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Not an app and not an internet forum.

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And if you'd like the home kit and the list all in one place, that's the Moya Potechka app.

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The app is free and works offline.

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You'll find the link in the episode description.

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And if the episode's been useful, share it with someone whose children also run about on the grass all summer.

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One more thing before we go.

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This podcast is made with the help of artificial intelligence.

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I wrote the dialogue myself, but the voices you're hearing aren't ours.

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They're AI-generated, synthetic voices.

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We're telling you this straight out, because we think it should be the standard for any podcast made this way.

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Full details are in the show notes and in every episode description.

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Until next time.

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Until next time.

